Intimacy: Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived... - FML

By Capteen - 22/04/2012 12:17 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML

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Capteen_fml 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 17:21

OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!

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SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:24

Nothing like home. It's not like you're going to find any afterbirth under your sheets!

bballsoccerrocks 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:25

The circle of life!

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killian4 3

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:46

Thats my friends bed and she knows it but isn't creeped out

Endless_time 4

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:49

Bet you fell closer to your parents than ever before. Although I'm sure the covers have been changed.

crazyaces89 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:48

Same thing happened to my friend as well...eventually she was able to buy her own mattress though

rj33445 4

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:55

Nice. Way to keep it in da family

indigosunflowerr 5

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:58

home sweet home.

thatfunnyguy77 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:14

Thanks for the helpful inside 40 year old living with his mother.

kingchelsea 3

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:09

wow do the same thing to your future child. the mattress is a weird family heirloom now

OffToTheGayBar 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:27

Dad: Dear, let me tell you a little story about the night you were born. Mom: Oh, honey, you're a naughty boy aren't you. OP: Mom, dad, guh! Shut up! Dad: Naughty? I wasn't the one getting spanked. OP: *Twitching* Mom: Oh, hun, ya don't wanna hear the story about how you got your bed? OP: *Raises eyebrow* Dad: Apparently if you screw on a mattress in the mattress store, you have to buy it. OP: *Epic double-facepalm*

OffToTheGayBar 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:35

You were "********" while wearing pants? And the guy I commented to had his comment disappear, I think.

dogluver900 2

Sunday 22 April 2012 22:08

No it's still there

coolkod1005 2

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:30

Lol this mad me shit my pants considering I was on the shiter at the time ******** lol

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