Intimacy: Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea....

By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2009 11:53 - United States

Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML

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Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By ohbutno - 08/02/2022 18:01

Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 23:01

Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML

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By Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

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By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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By Godi - 10/12/2009 19:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML

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Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Battlebarney - 22/09/2016 10:58 - United States - Washington

Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML

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Lennsik 4

Monday 21 February 2011 0:02

It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.

toelie 26

Monday 21 February 2011 0:06

Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.

Comments

grdianknight 0

Monday 21 February 2011 3:11

come on dude, wrap up, you got lucky this time

k9luver13 0

Monday 21 February 2011 3:22

y'all should of used a rubber!

noahmg10 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:51

good job haha!:)

Mik232 0

Monday 21 February 2011 3:57

I'm sorry. that really sucks. it's sad that the girl you cared about enough to give your virginity to, didn't care enough to not sleep around. :(

dansco 24

Monday 21 February 2011 4:00

Get a refund!

lexi365 20

Monday 21 February 2011 4:28

What happened yo safe sex?

JoeMan13 0

Monday 21 February 2011 7:45

wow ur gorgeous!! :)

zendaddy0 0

Monday 21 February 2011 4:47

don't be daft wrap your shaft

andreajo23 0

Monday 21 February 2011 4:47

can any one say CONDOMS?

SparkleShotsxo 0

Monday 21 February 2011 11:16

Condoms!!

sueannpalma 7

Monday 21 February 2011 4:55

ydi for not using a rubber

22cute 17

Monday 21 February 2011 4:56

cause and effect...how did you not deserve this?

horseracingjocey 0

Monday 21 February 2011 5:12

no glove, no love.

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