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By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2009 11:53 - United States

Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By ohbutno - 08/02/2022 18:01

Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 23:01

Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML

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By Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

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By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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By LinkyMan - 14/03/2025 14:00 - United States

Today, I found out my long distance girlfriend gave me chlamydia, after I spent $1k to fly her out for a week. I paid for an STD delivery. FML

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By Godi - 10/12/2009 19:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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Lennsik 4

Monday 21 February 2011 0:02

It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.

toelie 26

Monday 21 February 2011 0:06

Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.

Comments

pottsandpans 0

Monday 21 February 2011 8:33

108, agreed.

ironwords 8

Monday 21 February 2011 8:34

p.s people with STDs should be treated like the leppors (must scream " UNCLEAN" when going near someone.

hallucinog3n 0

Friday 25 February 2011 8:51

*lepers

Hanimon 0

Monday 21 February 2011 8:46

Don't forget to wear socks.. before u go into the pink fluffy box?

Vonneil 0

Monday 21 February 2011 9:08

YDI for having unprotected sex.

zozohearts 0

Monday 21 February 2011 11:56

When you give, you get back :)

kenziemakayla 5

Monday 21 February 2011 11:57

atleast it's curable...

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 21 February 2011 11:59

Be glad it wasn't HIV. And she didn't get pregnant. Life, it's sexually transmitted and it's terminal.

autumn88_fml_fml 0

Monday 21 February 2011 12:40

Ooooh fyl dude. Though ydi for picking a **** appartently lol.

conniebaby67 0

Monday 21 February 2011 13:46

don't be silly and wrap ur willy!

becauseican0146 0

Monday 21 February 2011 14:12

didn't know that you were the one getting popped

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