Love: Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a...

By anonymous - 12/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML

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arissia 0

Friday 12 February 2010 12:23

So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.

null_fml 11

Friday 12 February 2010 12:24

"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."

Comments

jordaninja 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:27

wow. worst FML ever! he should slit your throat with his cards!

Flyingpants 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:54

Dude, Magic: The Gathering is not a "mystical card game", and professional players can make hundreds of thousands of dollars every year winning tournaments!

musiciangirl591 16

Saturday 2 March 2013 1:27

my boyfriend knows a guy who actually sells deck plans for a side job while in college!

canadianbuddy_fml 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:02

he's REALLY cool. don't judge

maLOLry 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:07

Nerds are the shit. Accept that bit of truth. If he was good enough before, he's good enough now. Chill out.

larasnowboard 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:21

wow it doesn't matter at all!

injoynit 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:38

so!

LongJohnnie5 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:48

Damn im surprised how everybody here is so against miss OP. People who spend ALL their money on little card games and nothing important makes those people pretty stupid. Im not saying that people shouldn't play the game, but to be ******* obsessed over little plastic cards is retarded. Id be pissed if my gf was spending all the hard earned money on that.....worthless and pointless

Ultimate_Cynic 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:59

To be fair, all you have to go on is the OP's statement that he spends all his money on MtG. One has to remember that women are A) Prone to exaggeration and hyperbole, and B) Mostly liars.

a1s 3

Saturday 13 February 2010 6:47

not that I agree with you "women are liars" theory, but you it's pretty obvious this guy eats something, and lives somewhere, and while some people find it hot to meet/date naked people, a stuck up person like OP would not be into that, so he must have clothes no more than a year or two old. That's, like ,half a paycheck not spent on Magic right there! However I think OPs problem is not so much the obsessive hobby, as the mystical as aspects (not doing due diligence makes her an idiot, but I digress). Imagine you've met an intelligent, young man (most magic players are), and then you find out that he's into some voodoo or other.