By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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fmlstick 0

She might have not lied, it might have just not worked. Nothing is 100%, kid. Have fun being a father!

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

She also lied to you about the abortion. Congratulations, you are now a father.

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krb50191 0

This is why you always use condoms....you gave her all the power.

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cyberpunk93 0

If you're a woman, then why are you so upset by it? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DICK!! PWND

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KurouTenshi 0

that reminds me of the time my GameShark told me I had inf HP and then I found out the hard way that I in fact did not D: but it's okay :3 I had a fairy!!

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smilefreely 0

im ASSUMING that you're an adult? a dumbfucky one that is ? -_____- REALLY NOW. REALLY. THERE'S FLAVORED CONDOMS, ALL KINDS. USE ONE. YOU. *******. DESERVE IT. YFDI. STOP SPENDING MINUTES ON FMYLIFE & WORK OUT A SOLUTION. -.-

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seafea 0

Abort the relationship! And after that, break up with her.

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modifiedchick 0

One one hand, YDI for believing her when she said she was on the pill and not taking your own precautions. On the other hand, FYL because now you're going to have a kid and your life is therefore ruined I'm so glad I'm not a guy and therefore this will never happen to me :) Let this be a lesson boys, bring your own condoms and never trust a woman when she says she's on birth control!

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xoluvinshayxo 0

ahh.. the wonderful world of AIDS...

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wickedxtrixx 0

uhm... "by Daddy. (woman)" ...woman plus woman who isnt on birth control does not equal baby...

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capthavoc123 0

Fake. How do I know? OP is a woman.

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