By Hm - 08/02/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
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Reynard12 0

Well, at least you know for a fact that the next one will be much, much better.

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brushababyy 0

snickerdoodles go away your a Ginger and no one likes those......your husband sucks. castrate him.

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AngryNinja 1

**** off. not all 'gingers' are like snickerdoodle.

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choupinette77 0

he's right about the gullible bitch part.

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AngryNinja 1

uh no he isn't. he married her. most brides think their grooms love them. it's not being gullible. its being in love. op's husband just happens to be a dumbfuck.

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IAmRoot 0

I wonder: When those words came out, of his mouth, how much were you swearing, yelling, and beating him? The "when I confronted him about it" part probably wasn't a polite, delicate approach, yes?

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boatkicker 4

Way to make assumptions, Root.

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IAmRoot 0

it is certainly as valid a possibility as the possibility he's 100% dirtbag, no?

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Sekococo 0

OP this is a tyler perry media momment. You take a pot full of hot grizy and oil and throw it on him as if it was an accident. Make sure it happen in the kitchen if you can't do that then tell him "your still a small pecker Douche who can't take up a change to be a real husband so decide to turn him self in to a prositute and probably caught a STD" :D

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soulsfirefly 8

Sounds like he's selfish, cold and likely to be an emotional abuser. Get out of there. I dated one of those... and then he moved to California.

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perdix 29

You need to find a guy who is smart enough to know what the word "gullible" means! If he thought you were truly gullible, he's have denied that he was cheating, even if you were right there and he was on top of the other woman pounding the shit out of her. He'd have said, "No, I am not cheating, now shut up and go make me and my buddy some sammiches!"

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unpossible 26

"...Me and my female buddy with whom I, coincidentally, happen to spend all my free time. Make hers a ham 'n cheese on whole wheat, hold the mayo."

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unpossible 26

Oh wait, I see what you were doing there. I'd like to say I did it for the slow people, but the truth is I only read half of your comment. Sorry.

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daydreamstar 7

take the curling iron, make sure its on full power, then when hes asleep.. plug it in... both ways.

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