By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 08:33 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.

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wishfulthinks 19

If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.

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PenguinBitch 43

That's her way of fooling you when she screams her ex's name during sex. @13, exactly XD

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buckdharma 37

Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks?

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Enslaved 36

"Shaft"! I only know the answer because I watched an episode of "Two and a Half Men" that sang the theme song.

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kuzzy00 22

Yay another kiwi! I'm also from Auckland. Hell, now I'm curious what the girls name is. Quite likely I know her through someone. But more curious to know what the name is she gave you!! Hahaha

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CaliCassanova 14

I hate when girls "dick" around with your heart!

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Least it wasnt something like Teeny Tiny Tony. Well hopefully it wasnt.

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fsomelife 26

Instead of naming your penis after her ex, she could've named you after her ex's penis. It can always be worse.

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vikky538 28

I hope the pet name is dick..not asshole...

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