By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML
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TinyEMT 6

Try not being a typical douchebag by trying to "hit it" and stick with saying thank you. Then maybe you won't look quite so pathetic. ;)

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MetalxSoldier 26

I guess thats the only tail you're gonna smash tonight!

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TinyEMT 6

Try not being a typical douchebag by trying to "hit it" and stick with saying thank you. Then maybe you won't look quite so pathetic. ;)

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TinyEMT 6

Wow..definitely just realized I read the FML wrong. Now I look silly.

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poprocksss73 7

No, you look silly when you correct yourself for having the wrong FML when it appears you did have the right one...

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nava1210 12

10- No, you look silly for thinking that she looked silly for thinking her comment was silly when she rightfully corrected herself. She thought he meant "hit it" as in trying to have sex.

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TinyEMT 6

10- In my original comment I read "hit it" in a sexual way..as if he were trying to "hit it." That's what I was correcting myself on because obviously the OP meant hitting the tail light, not having sex. But Im fairly sleepy, so I obviously can't read well at the moment. :P

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TinyEMT 6

11- I really wish I would have realized you posted that before I typed out my explanation. lol.

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poprocksss73 7

I'm sleepy too so I think that's why I read your comment wrong! Sorry!! I give up for the day.

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MizzErikaHart 8

Op should have just stuck with thank you tho

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courtneylius 2

Well instead of jumping to conclusions in his context like a typical douchebag, why not just say "sorry man" and go about your business?

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sparto 0

Now you have a broken hand.

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

sparto's logic + 5 stitches = broken hand ^ That right there is some good thinking! Someone that smart deserves a cookie! *gives sparto a cookie*

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GVirdi 11

Probably was When he asked who has 5 sticthes and a broken taillight "an idiot" popped up in my head, anyone else?

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A100893 30

Whenever someone tries to act cool, something in the universe causes it to backfire.

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brown4lifejot 1

Smartass. 'Something dosent work so kick it' Ya thats the worst solution ever

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Marcelb 17

Actually in this case it could've worked. Just should've done it a little more gentle, instead of punching at it.

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MetalxSoldier 26

I guess thats the only tail you're gonna smash tonight!

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Marcelb 17

Well, at least he definitely hit it off...

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Pentium_4 27

YDI, but wow you must have hit it pretty damn hard

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toenibbler 14

Anything to impress a girl huh?

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LunaDragon 10

Lol this reminded me of that Simpson's episode where Homer hits the jukebox like he's Fonzie trying to be all cool, and smashes the glass cause him to bleed like crazy and passes out.

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