By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 08:33 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.

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wishfulthinks 19

If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.

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ZorroRooster 19

That's at least five different levels of ****** up. I can't imagine anyone being ok with that. If it bothers you, you need to have a long, serious sit down with your girlfriend for a number of reasons.

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catanita 18

She found a way to be with both.

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garretto185 22

I'm more concerned about his penis having a pet name...

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Freda92 12

Lucky you! Well, at least you'll know who/what to blame if you don't manage to get a boner...FYL

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

Step 1. Name her pussy after your ex. Step 2. ??? Step 3. Profit.

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