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By Josh - 27/09/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

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By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

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Today, I had my first appointment with my new therapist. After I told her my family history and past abusive situations, she looked at me and asked, "How are you still sane?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 16:00

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

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Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

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By Therapist friend - 03/02/2022 09:59

Today, I came to the unpleasant realization that my friends only keep me around because I’m nice, know when to keep my mouth shut, and am willing to listen to them vent. In short, I’m the therapist friend. FML

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SnigglePoop 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:49

Put a menacing face on and mabye you'll get a discount ;)

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:56

They're nice to you because you pay them. Follow the money. If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence. She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.

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zellybo15 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 8:44

now where would she ever get an idea like that from?

HunterAlpha1 8

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:33

maybe you should stop wearing the black ski mask to your appointments.

mongooses 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:54

You shoulda gotten up, yelled something like "WHY YOU LITTLE (insert word of choice)" acted really angry, brought your arm back to punch them, and then sat back down laughing.