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By Josh - 27/09/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML
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SnigglePoop 3

Put a menacing face on and mabye you'll get a discount ;)

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perdix 29

They're nice to you because you pay them. Follow the money. If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence. She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.

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kablooey_01 3

so did that piss you off? because you seem relatively calm about this

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Lintu_26 23

At the scene of the crime, after OP discovers why the therapist was being so nice..."And then she ran into my knife. She ran into my knife 10 times..." :O

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hellokimmiee 5

so what i think the same about everyone lol

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jazzybaby179 22

When she starts charging too much, thats when you stab her with that machete you have in Your pocket(:

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Your therapist sound's very unprofessional and childish.

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tinkerbell2oo8 4

what did u do to make ur therapist afraid of u apparently ur one scary person but. if I was u I would have some fun with her

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jessswsing 0

She probably has a good reason to think that...

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poseidon1 3

durring the next session whip out a butterfly knife and just flip it the entire time

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