Love: Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant....

By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

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By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

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By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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You deserved it 79 051

bummervacation 10

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:50

Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:58

FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.

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xMegan96 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:14

what's her twitter name? I'm gonna follow her :) protection anyone...?

knightsfb 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:45

protection doesn't always work

Kitten345 5

Wednesday 13 April 2011 14:35

Dislike it.

nicoleanddrake 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 0:21

lmfao. that comment was sooo funny.

pinkunicorns14 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 6:43

GUESS THAT U R A LOOSER FAIILLL

nicoleanddrake 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 0:23

youre ******;] and if it isnt yours, shes ******.

twilgirl 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:31

Congrats!!

fmlbtard 0

Friday 22 April 2011 6:58

sorry forgot the condum

devinewind 4

Monday 2 May 2011 6:24

time to bail

sociology 0

Monday 8 August 2011 18:26

hopefully u r the father!

azrial897 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:29

Don't have sex if your not ready for the consequences

tgodsucka 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:18

At least u can have kids some people can't and it sucks and ur acting like its a downer

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