Love: Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant.... - FML

By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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bummervacation 10

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:50

Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:58

FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.

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MackofSimi 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:58

Do NOT get married!!!

Roys105 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 11:43

try finding out that your 16 year old sister is 4 months gone thanks to her boyfriend calling my house phone (i live with my parents) at 1am. I've had better days lol

darude908 1

Sunday 10 April 2011 12:52

relax it may not be yours

asiamph 1

Sunday 10 April 2011 13:49

not even a DM ....its definately not yours...Sucks if u were hoping its ya kid...

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 10 April 2011 15:37

who's the father? O.o

bionca_11 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:48

it would REALLY suck if you got on facebook and found out it wasnt yours!!!

tazey 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 19:41

who's baby? it could be someone elses, which is why she didn't tell u...

nicoleanddrake 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 22:28

don't be silly wrap your willy:)

RiZiX 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 22:45

And that my folks, is the hardest way to find out you're a father.

nullify1337 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 23:09

all who agree it will be an ugly baby say aye

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