Love: Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant....

By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 262

By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 101

You deserved it 1 286

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By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 535

You deserved it 10 187

By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 732

You deserved it 2 392

Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 779

You deserved it 650

By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 087

You deserved it 2 594

By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 483

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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You deserved it 3 865

Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 717

You deserved it 3 659

By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 802

You deserved it 79 051

bummervacation 10

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:50

Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:58

FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.

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Jester7 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:27

is it yours?

FreebirdIII 1

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:10

Glad it's not mine!

cjk_2011 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:14

hey me too!

TheRangerYo 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:39

Loseeeer!

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 6:23

Congrats!! You knocked up your girlfriend and didn't know it.

xxbreakgirlxx 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:27

is it yoours ?

SLimSHadY481 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:43

RUN

natetheman14 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 7:50

strong relationship u got there

DelPiero10 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:17

Janae1 5

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:56

Its not yours

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Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML

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Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML

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Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

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