By thanksdad - 16/03/2014 19:28 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

Whoever slapped you with it must've been a real prick.

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foe1 7

I feel like I'm missing a backstory

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AninOnin 24

The cactus-thrower strikes again! What could his motives possibly be, and where will he strike next? Tune in next time on FML Official!

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Yay! Someone else still remembers the other cactus-throwing post!

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davincidasecond 24

Who the hell would be dumb/cruel enough to assault someone with a cactus?

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amphetamin3 17

Well, not even a month ago there was another fml with someone who got hit with a cactus...so apparently it's a weapon of choice. Lol.

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Dumbledora 9

Why the hell else would someone even bother keeping a cactus? Come on, now.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#94, because some people like cacti...? My grandparents had a saguaro cactus for about 30 years (eventually they gave it away or it died or something) but I loved it because it was huge and.cool looking. So I'd definitely own another cactus. :)

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_raemichaels 8

your name says 'thanks dad'... father son bonding gone wrong?

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JuliannVo 11

That pain..getting slapped by one must hurt badly.

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glabberfasted 16

I know your pain. I tripped and fell into a giant cactus when I was younger. I was pulling thorns out of my head for weeks.

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SAWS1992 6

weeks??? damn if i tripped and fell on a cactus and had thorns stuck in me.... id scream and i def wouldnt take weeks to get that crap taken care of...

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kozzard 17

They can be as fine as hair, so finding them can be difficult...I was in Boy Scouts and fell off a small cliff side into prickly pear cacti was stuck there for an hour waiting while they rigged a rescue harness to get me out. Nothing like digging needles out of your scrotum for a week

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glabberfasted 16

They can be very small and very fine. I would be just running my fingers through my hair and I'd find one weeks after it happened. It's certainly not anything that needs medical attention - all superficial.

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