It hurts when I pee

By yomamma787 - 24/11/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 898
You deserved it 54 455

Same thing different taste

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I'm trying to figure out WHY in the world would you PEE on a CACTUS?

he lives in new mexico, there are a lot of cactuses, in fact there is probably nothing but that

fake!! i saw this in a cartoon animation on myspace

livluvlaff8 0

but why would u pee on one?

miss101 3

what would make you pee on a cataus? does it need your juices?

Roflmaaark 0

All I am thinking is WTF were you pissing on a cactus?

GraceMarieC 13

Am I the only one who smells fake all over this?

Just because you have a cactus to pee on, does not mean you should pee on it. Ever heard of Murphy's law?

If it were up to me, this would undoubtedly be the funniest FML in the history of FMLs. It made me laugh for 5 minutes nonstop.

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WTF? How is karma related to this at all..?

Yes of course it's karma, what other reason could it be! JK LOLROFLPOFLEMOLZMAO

jts2 3

. . . How .. stupid .. are .. you .. ?

YDI for peeing on a ******* cactus of all things.