Intimacy: Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have...

By Secretisout - 22/12/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

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Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 21:00 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 17:24 - Lebanon

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

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By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 20:42 - United States - Lombard

Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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danii_s2 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:16

and u found this out how?

SweetestSin 4

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:27

ok I am wondering how you found out as well? and what male wants to see their girlfriend in their moms underwear? That comes off as creepy to me (of course I am just assuming that she has stolen your things while he was present and that he has seen her in them)

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electrickery 0

Monday 28 December 2009 0:52

this is disgusting. how did you find out? and what's wrong with your son?!!

ufcgsp92 0

Monday 28 December 2009 6:24

dammm that sucks that your sons 15 year old g.f. fits your bra lol not trying to mean #28 is funny as shit btw haha

kacerulezd00d 0

Monday 28 December 2009 6:51

thats SICK! Many quetions ran through my head: 1. Why would the girl wear panties and bras that are wore by an expierenced Lady? 2. How the **** did you find out? 3. What kid would fornicate on their parent's bed?? Gross.

mtc4ever 0

Monday 28 December 2009 10:21

EWWWW. stealing undies is so nasty! my younger sister steals mine all the time and it's not like a shirt you can just take back

BryonyBabs 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 2:13

One- how did you find this out? Two- What boy wants to see their girlfriend in their mum's underwear? Three- What girl would put on their boyfriends mum's underwear? Your whole family is ****** up =|

Tremdogg 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 10:30

What if his moms hot?

why_me_why_today 3

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:07

you might want to consider therapy for your son and his gf. 1why would he want to have sex in your bed eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwiiiieeeeeeeeee 2 what girl would put on your bra and panties 3why would your son want to see her in them

forreal1 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 3:23

just tell her good luck with the crabs ahah

Laughin_Yhan 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 10:41

That's disgusting. You should beat that little *****. Or buy more expensive panties you know she'll like and rub Tiger Balm and some liquid Pepermint in the crotch. I'm sure she'll have a blast when she puts them on. And I bet she'd never wear your stuff much less **** in your room again.