By Secretisout - 22/12/2009 03:28 - United States

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Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML
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SweetestSin 4

ok I am wondering how you found out as well? and what male wants to see their girlfriend in their moms underwear? That comes off as creepy to me (of course I am just assuming that she has stolen your things while he was present and that he has seen her in them)

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Emrysa 1

When you have a child, I hope you follow them around 24 hours a day, hire a babysitter to watch them when you can't, until the day they turn eighteen, and install surveillance cameras. And please, don't even try to get a job, you'll be far too busy watching your child's every move. Oh wait. That would be insane. What you should be lamenting is OP's failure to teach her son to be responsible. I guess you fail to understand that it's moronic to assume that a working parent can possibly watch her child every hour of the day. Maybe one of your children will become teen pregnant because you'll be so engaged in watching their every move that they'll fly off the leash the first chance they get and get knocked up. :D

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happyhak 5

No offence, but your boyfriends girlfriend is a SICK girl! I hope you called her parents and the police. I also hope you banned her from your house! And also clean your sheets!

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mitch707 0

Dont be a ******* idiot just cos a 15 year old boy gets more sex than u! Its only illegal if theres a 2 year age difference between them. Plus if they're having safe sex who really cares?

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snafu57 1

it really bothers me when people gripe about the kids' rights. I'm the parent, I'm responsible for my kids safety, and for what goes on in my house. they play by my rules. they can do what they want when they are grown up and gone.

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pinkcrayola 0

It bothers me when people think kids should be slaves with no rights. Obviously the son and the gf are in the wrong in this post, but in general yes kids should have rights. They don't have any CHOICE but to live in their parents house. They are kids and don't have the same income an adult would. It's not like they're freeloading adults who could make their own money if they chose.

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paigexox0 37

I agree with 85, i get that its the parents house and kids should respect their wishes but...we don't CHOOSE to live there. And in many cases we'd rather not.

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danii_s2 0

#14 no1 said they weren't being 'responsible' about it. for all u know, theyv bn dating for ages and using contraception.

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perdix 29

The girlfriend is taking the rap for this since she's not related to you. She's just covering for your 15-year-old son who is stealing your underwear to have sex in your bed. Deal with that, and try to not to sleep too deeply in that sexy, sexy underwear while little Oedipus is in the house.

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scrtNinja 0

i'm sure that he doesn't know that she is wearing his mothers panties and bra's because he doesn't see them, if he does then, well.... that woudn't be ok. but i guess i am curious how you found out as well becuase that is so something that would happen to me. plus you people who think that it's disgusting for a 15 year old to have sex, well reality check, there is twelve and thirteen year olds having sex all the time. Society presents sex to us all the time so its more accepted and seems less scary to many kids, but those of us that haven't yet, well lets just say that this is an accomplishment to keep our v-cards. also, having sex in your parents bed is more a challenge and a success to our generation.

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syrup21 0

#6 WTF? call the police on your pwn son? yeah they souldnt of stolen her stuff and maybe shouldn't of had sex but if you call the cops in your son your just a d- bag.

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mollyjynxjax 28

*have, not of. Also *you're, not your on the second one.

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grimspook76 0

Wow. Does your son get off watching his girlfriend parade around in YOUR underwear? Way to raise a pervert!

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