Intimacy: Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have...

By Secretisout - 22/12/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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By Kay - 02/06/2013 19:00 - India - Nagari

Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 21:00 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 17:24 - Lebanon

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

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By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 20:42 - United States - Lombard

Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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danii_s2 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:16

and u found this out how?

SweetestSin 4

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:27

ok I am wondering how you found out as well? and what male wants to see their girlfriend in their moms underwear? That comes off as creepy to me (of course I am just assuming that she has stolen your things while he was present and that he has seen her in them)

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bugmenotmofo 34

Tuesday 22 December 2009 21:41

Kind of a back-handed compliment there!

perdix 29

Tuesday 22 December 2009 22:25

How do you know it is only AFTER they have sex? My guess is that she dresses up as you and ***** your son on your bed in some kind of MILF fantasy. The MILF concept is only sexy if it applies to someone else's mom!

elparto 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 22:51

I think your son has finally reached the age where you're just going to have to slay him...

Newbie21 1

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:38

bad ass kids these days

Reality_bites 14

Wednesday 23 December 2009 2:44

I vote you buy a whole heap of granny knickers and beige bras in a huge size. Then put them in the same spot as you used to put your expensive underwear with a note that reads "Let me know if you need a bigger size."

Bucinka 5

Thursday 24 December 2009 0:18

#28 beat me to it. An alternative would be to keep the nice undies in a lockbox with one of those five-letter combo locks (you can get them at Target or Wal-Mart) and, regardless of what you set the real combo to be, set the wheels to "*****." Leaving a note would be optional at that point.

lavaga 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 3:14

And make sure you sprinkle itching powder on the granny panties

maibiz 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:16

Um, yeah. Call her parents and tell them she's been stealing your undies (might wanna leave out the having sex part) I'd give her another chance, but if she pulls anything else dodgy/trashy make it clear to your son you'll want her kicked to the curb. Because she sounds like trailor trash as well as a ****.

Baytheshark 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 4:02

I would keep the having sex part in. They need to know that their daughter is not only a thief, but willing to spread her legs for the first guy that tells her he loves her.

fairies633 8

Thursday 24 December 2009 6:18

three words...slap a bitch

queenconeja 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 15:39

umm forget bout the underage sex thing, its wutever...im more concerned about this kid having sex in HIS MOMS BED..with a girl wearing HIS MOMS UNDERWEAR..u need to get him counseling cuz ur deffinetely on the right track to making him an older woman rapist tho. nice job..

COBRAMORPH 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 6:45

That is gross, for her. & I dont mean that to insult the OP, but they are used. Are they clean? I wont even touch my wife's undies taking them out of the dryer. I use another piece of clothing, & put then put that back in to be washed again. WTF???