Intimacy: Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have...

By Secretisout - 22/12/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML

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Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 20:42 - United States - Lombard

Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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danii_s2 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:16

and u found this out how?

SweetestSin 4

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:27

ok I am wondering how you found out as well? and what male wants to see their girlfriend in their moms underwear? That comes off as creepy to me (of course I am just assuming that she has stolen your things while he was present and that he has seen her in them)

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PeacefulWicked 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:26

Wow. D E S T R O Y them.

DanielleTheOne 3

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:21

Maybe the girl says she needs to freshen up and steals then undies.. I wouldnt assume that anyone is so ****** up that they would wanna see their gf in mummas knickers.. And unless the son has seen his mum in her undies before he wouldnt know they were hers.. Also you should rub somthing that will make her itch, into the crutch of the panties and put some crab cream in your drawer where shes been stealing you things. And maybe she found out because she might have just bought a bra then gf comes over and its gone then maybe she could see the bra under the girls singlet or somthing.. If you thing there are many ways she could have found out...