By Blackfell - 07/08/2012 17:59 - United States

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
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Sammansix 3

Get her back, give her lactation pills in her juice. They make her nipples produce milk.

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VorpikeII 17

Jeez. Next thing you know, you'll become nocturnal, cause she added your sleep aid pills to your morning coffee. That really sucks though OP. Try finding a better hiding place?

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cr3ativity 15

Maybe, JUST maybe, she wants to work out with you in the bedroom? But depending if your pills are OTC she could have just gotten the wrong ones for you.

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Bluekaren16 19

Maybe she wants you up at night for a reason ;) .

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swankmrpancake 8

Thank you because I didn't get that from the other 4 people that said that before you.

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Bluekaren16 19

Sorry I didn't bother to read the previous 4 -_-

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Wheredidgrungego 12

What possible motive could she have had to do that??

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KingCeltic77 18

Pull the switch aroo on her and exchange her lady pills with testosterone pills and laugh as she butches up.

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your_ma 27

Yeah that seems really sensible. Then he gets to be married to a hairy muscular woman who talks like Barry White. Score!!

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Popcornography 10

Would be awkward when he felt like some sexy time and realised she had a bushier beard than him.

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zandalee 19

Don't think you thought that through Kingceltic.

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flutter4 7

Sounds like she is getting even for something

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person961 9

Ah, the art of trolling has taken to a new level of assery.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Better than accidentally mixing your medication with drugs. Happened to me once. My brother decided to hide his stash in with my meds. I was trippin' balls, man.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

You wish somebody would intentionally cause you bodily harm? I'm sure you could find that on Craigslist. ;)

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Helloilike_lacro 8

That's quite PILLarious... Anyone... No... Ok...

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swankmrpancake 8

That joke was just a prescription for disaster from the start. :D

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worldclassrager 39

either she wants to sleep alone or a really heated night

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