By Blackfell - 07/08/2012 17:59 - United States

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
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Sammansix 3

Get her back, give her lactation pills in her juice. They make her nipples produce milk.

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VorpikeII 17

Jeez. Next thing you know, you'll become nocturnal, cause she added your sleep aid pills to your morning coffee. That really sucks though OP. Try finding a better hiding place?

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heavymetalman1 0

At least it's better than having it the other way around I suppose...

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bsmith9942 11

I reeeeeally don't see how that's better. If you stay up all night your eventually going to fall asleep during the day anyway.

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mad_hatter0666 22

What are the chances the two look exactly alike? My sleeping pills are small and pink and my energy pills are big and yellow. I would hope after taking them for a while you would notice if they changed size and color.

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genericasian123 2

SHE WANTS THAT LONG DICK! You gonna learn today.

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totheforest84 4

Um OP, I think your wife might be a bitch.

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dead_insects 18

I don't give a **** who you are, you pull a stunt like that on me, you're getting laxative in your breakfast cereal....

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supportcommand 17

Maybe she wants you to have more energy for her at night. Wake her up at 3am with a "stabbing feeling" and see how funny she thinks it is then.

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rachelmaya 5

I think she wanted you to have sex with her

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FuzzyJack 15

Switching pills is a horrible thing to do. Even if she was giving a hint for wanting sex, like some others commented, this is a stupid way to do that. I'm wondering why she couldn't just ask for sex, if that was the reason.

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