Love: Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched... - FML

By Blackfell - 07/08/2012 17:59 - United States

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML

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Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2022 03:00 - Australia - Oyster Bay

Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML

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By Lisa - 20/07/2022 15:00 - United States - Bow

Today, my water pills are almost identical to my sleeping pills, so not only did I not get any sleep, I had to get up every 15-30 minutes to go to the bathroom. FML

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By anon - 29/01/2015 18:32 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2022 22:30

Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML

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By Night Owl No More - 13/08/2022 04:00

Today, I had to explain to my gaming friends that I can't be a night owl anymore because of a major health scare where I was suddenly unable to sleep at all. I now have to take sleeping pills every night and abide by a strict sleeping schedule. My friends are bummed out, and I feel bad for them. Fuck insomnia. FML

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Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By Sleepless Dreams - 29/11/2016 04:42 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML

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By Shep - 31/08/2018 13:00

Today, while sleeping as soundly as I could on a plastic mattress, the night shift nurse in the psych ward woke me up in the middle of the night so that I could take my sleeping pill, which was prescribed as "if needed". FML

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Sammansix 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 22:56

Get her back, give her lactation pills in her juice. They make her nipples produce milk.

VorpikeII 17

Tuesday 7 August 2012 22:55

Jeez. Next thing you know, you'll become nocturnal, cause she added your sleep aid pills to your morning coffee. That really sucks though OP. Try finding a better hiding place?

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asian613judo 4

Wednesday 8 August 2012 14:32

She doesn't want you to sleep ;) lol

lovepandorasaver 11

Wednesday 8 August 2012 15:50

Well you should of put the toilet seat down 2 weeks 1 day ago.

elikaas 10

Wednesday 8 August 2012 19:42

Did she switch it on accident or purpose?

alebunnie 7

Wednesday 8 August 2012 21:46

Maybe she just wants some action?? ;o

charla6609 2

Wednesday 8 August 2012 21:51

Maybe he's trying to tell u somethin?…

deadphoenix 0

Wednesday 8 August 2012 22:34

She did that because she wants to have a good time at night.

Alex1901 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:19

Depending on what's in the energy pills it could actually be dangerous. Seriously, it's way beyond a prank.

odawg_34 2

Thursday 9 August 2012 4:11

That's not good hope you feel better

RokNRoll11 9

Thursday 9 August 2012 4:52

What motivation does she have, what does she hope to accomplish (I obviously know) and most importantly, what can you do to get back at her?

freebirdfly 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 8:38

I must do this.

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