By Blackfell - 07/08/2012 17:59 - United States

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
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Sammansix 3

Get her back, give her lactation pills in her juice. They make her nipples produce milk.

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VorpikeII 17

Jeez. Next thing you know, you'll become nocturnal, cause she added your sleep aid pills to your morning coffee. That really sucks though OP. Try finding a better hiding place?

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Ashley0911 8

Take it as a hint.

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alex0213 5

Jus keep her up all night aswell! Have sex with her..

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

Switch her Vaginal cream with icy hot!

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lelo007 11

Ouch.. I don't even want to begin to think of the pain that would cause. But then again, all is fair in love and war, so go for it!

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brad_west 1

So you take ur sleep aid pills in the morning?

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Leslier_fml 4

Lol sounds to me like maybe you dont have sex often cuz you are tired all the time so she was trying to change that by giving you energy pills hint hint

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MrsAlexander83 10

Hahaha! Sounds like she wanted you to stay up instead of sleep to maybe get frisky?!?!

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monocyte 4

Why would she do that? Sleep is so important. The treatment strategy here is this: count how many days she caused you to remain sleepless, that's how many BJs she should give you.

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