By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
I agree, your life sucks 70 684
You deserved it 9 093

Same thing different taste

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Am I the only one who thinks this man isn't gay, he's bisexual. He gets to suck a dick and get his dick sucked. He gets ass and pussy. This man is full of win. But fyl for him cheating on you.

xkaitlinwhitex 0

ydi for not asking to join. lol just kidding. :( fyl that sucks. (but seriously, try for a threesome...)

OP should definitely go for the threesome.

something similar happened to me and my last boyfriend a little while ago. if you're having insecurity problems don't worry- it's not that your gross or ugly, it's just clear that he likes dicks over chicks that's all

this is true... i guess it only works for people who don't look like shit

OUCH...don't feel bad. he's just a cocksucker (no pun intended)

pwnrzero 0

i agree, your life is [ insert this website's favorite word here] and by the way, anyone notice i posted on the last 10 fmls? lol anyway, op depends on ur age and situation, so get over it, or fyl

Wow, it's like you knew... Interesting, and almost Freudian.

AXavierB 1

Sounds pretty hot. I trust you took some pictures? Send them to me, OK? But all kidding aside, I'm sorry this had to happen to you. He was probably just afraid of people knowing and felt like he had to get a girlfriend to appear straight. Hopefully you can forgive him someday; being in the closet was no excuse for cheating on you. But now that you know, you can find someone who really loves you.

slicepaperwrist 0