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Am I the only one who thinks this man isn't gay, he's bisexual. He gets to suck a dick and get his dick sucked. He gets ass and pussy. This man is full of win. But fyl for him cheating on you.
ydi for not asking to join. lol just kidding. :( fyl that sucks. (but seriously, try for a threesome...)
OP should definitely go for the threesome.
something similar happened to me and my last boyfriend a little while ago. if you're having insecurity problems don't worry- it's not that your gross or ugly, it's just clear that he likes dicks over chicks that's all
or both, as Calaura9 pointed out.
this is true... i guess it only works for people who don't look like shit
OUCH...don't feel bad. he's just a cocksucker (no pun intended)
WIN!!!!!
Wow, it's like you knew... Interesting, and almost Freudian.
Sounds pretty hot. I trust you took some pictures? Send them to me, OK? But all kidding aside, I'm sorry this had to happen to you. He was probably just afraid of people knowing and felt like he had to get a girlfriend to appear straight. Hopefully you can forgive him someday; being in the closet was no excuse for cheating on you. But now that you know, you can find someone who really loves you.
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Just grow yourself a disco stick and win that man back.
You're an idiot.