Health: Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit...

By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 08:32 - Australia

Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

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By anon - 27/12/2013 07:28 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

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By ChocoMilkManG - 03/07/2009 01:37 - United States

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

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By GnatEater - 07/09/2018 15:00

Today, I made a horrific discovery; the months-long gnat epidemic in my spotlessly clean home has been emanating from my coffee pot. They've been procreating inside it all this time. I use it every day. FML

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By seriousdubsteplover - 30/10/2009 05:08 - Australia

Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML

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By Rach - 26/10/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 02:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML

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By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML

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cascott325 0

Monday 1 August 2011 16:16

you ever heard of washing your dishes?

socialdisease 1

Monday 1 August 2011 16:15

Lesson learned. Next time, always rinse your kettle out. :l

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DavLynn 4

Monday 1 August 2011 17:48

obviously uncle wouldn't work out. it's not an aunt.

Bloggrdoggrblah 0

Monday 1 August 2011 17:49

Why didn't you notice their carcasses floating in your cup? YDI!

guitgod1 11

Monday 1 August 2011 17:53

Your kettle is probably full of ants because you obviously never wash it

Coolguyt2 0

Monday 1 August 2011 17:55

ewww!!!!

babyblue666 1

Monday 1 August 2011 17:55

there is this stuff, its called soap and water, it works really good.

sexy_geek 5

Monday 1 August 2011 17:58

Thats nasty

mandee612 15

Monday 1 August 2011 18:10

So...washing it every now and then just wasn't a thought you had huh?

mandee612 15

Monday 1 August 2011 18:12

So...washing it every now and then just wasn't a thought you had huh?

kaylapple 1

Monday 1 August 2011 18:18

check your kettle before you make tea.

brick93ster 7

Monday 1 August 2011 18:24

YDI. You're supposed to wash out a tea kettle occassionally...

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