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By jack - 23/04/2012 02:43 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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You deserved it 2 828

By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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By Charlie - 05/05/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

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You deserved it 4 908

By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

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You deserved it 2 525

Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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You deserved it 5 450

By igiveup - 21/06/2012 18:19 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML

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You deserved it 11 585

Parental approval

By Brandon - 04/08/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me from her parents' house where she is visiting. They were BBQing outside when out of the blue her childhood friend Adam showed up at the door for the BBQ. She asked her parents why he was there, and her dad replied that he "wants her to know that she has options." FML

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You deserved it 3 005

Deep-seated resentment

By Boyufd - 14/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML

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You deserved it 274

By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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You deserved it 2 963

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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You deserved it 6 945

br0ccoli 14

Monday 23 April 2012 8:26

Hey, be kind to your girlfriend. She is carrying your baby brother. Pass her an extra helping of mashed potatoes.

TehParteh 9

Monday 23 April 2012 8:23

Maybe it's time for dinner at her house

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Monday 23 April 2012 18:42

If you look like your dad, be happy. If not... at least she's spending time with you. Even if she would rather bang your dad.

Candice0687 0

Monday 23 April 2012 20:53

I would dump her now before your next fml is I walked in on my dad and girlfriend having sex.

BelleIsa_fml 6

Monday 23 April 2012 22:20

Hopefully it's in the family

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 23 April 2012 22:02

Is your dad a cockblock without actually trying?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 23 April 2012 22:18

Seems like you look a lot like your dad to me...the advantage is your dad is taken...

qwaszxwesdxc 0

Monday 23 April 2012 22:30

Habits dad is really really rad!

live2swim 5

Tuesday 24 April 2012 0:24

Haha "crazy stupid love" plotline

theevilduchess 12

Tuesday 24 April 2012 0:32

That has nothing to do with dinner. You're dad is hotter than you. Sorry OP. truth hurts.

Trivelo 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:37

97- Yeah guys come on, no fun allowed.

HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 24 April 2012 4:24

'Your old man still got it'

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Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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