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maybe you should try to look more like your dad
Good idea. OP: *tries to look like more like dad. Nothing happens.* was born this way, genius
"...don't be a drag, just be a queen...I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way"
51- Your friend sounds like a jerk. Lady Gaga is incredible so don't keep yourself from listening to her music because of your friend.
I'm pretty sure Oedipus had another theory about killing your boyfriend and marrying your father...
that was Elektra.
Not quite. I'm not trying to be a dick by correcting you, but the Elektra complex is a girl wanting to kill her mother to marry her father. But I digress...
make up a whitty name for her mother using a raunchy word and her name eg: luscious Liz or busty barb, depending on her name there is a few good ones
Think of it this way. She might become your step mum one day!!
You're so insightful! I bet OP never thought of it in that way before! Problem solved!
She thinks your father is a talking pig? Your GF needs help.
Holy, haha do you even look like your father??
That's not really saying much about the character of the OP's dad. Who's to say he's interested in the OP's girlfriend?
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Hey, be kind to your girlfriend. She is carrying your baby brother. Pass her an extra helping of mashed potatoes.
Maybe it's time for dinner at her house