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By jack - 23/04/2012 02:43 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 007
You deserved it 2 313

Same thing different taste

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Hey, be kind to your girlfriend. She is carrying your baby brother. Pass her an extra helping of mashed potatoes.

Maybe it's time for dinner at her house

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NoisyNykkii 10

31: Go say that to number nine and maybe you'll become besties.

maybe you should try to look more like your dad

Good idea. OP: *tries to look like more like dad. Nothing happens.* was born this way, genius

"...don't be a drag, just be a queen...I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way"

NoisyNykkii 10

49: I was forced to memorize that song for a friend. He later told me that he didn't care anymore. I never want to hear that song again.

51- Your friend sounds like a jerk. Lady Gaga is incredible so don't keep yourself from listening to her music because of your friend.

I'm pretty sure Oedipus had another theory about killing your boyfriend and marrying your father...

Not quite. I'm not trying to be a dick by correcting you, but the Elektra complex is a girl wanting to kill her mother to marry her father. But I digress...

make up a whitty name for her mother using a raunchy word and her name eg: luscious Liz or busty barb, depending on her name there is a few good ones

Think of it this way. She might become your step mum one day!!

You're so insightful! I bet OP never thought of it in that way before! Problem solved!

shawnaishere 14

I guess since he's your dad you might end up with similar qualities like him or at least let him help you out.

perdix 29

Sometimes you score, but sometimes you've got to settle for being a wingman and getting credit for the assist. Start looking elsewhere and bang your stepmom when you hit a dry spell.

She thinks your father is a talking pig? Your GF needs help.

Holy, haha do you even look like your father??

chico86 2

I'd be careful with that one, she could already be having sex with your dad.

That's not really saying much about the character of the OP's dad. Who's to say he's interested in the OP's girlfriend?