By hannaaaahr - 11/01/2012 20:08 - Netherlands

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
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hannaaaahr 33

Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!

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GoW_Chick 14

That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.

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dominic1221 6

aimlow, you're stoned right? while we're giving suggestions to people on here, I suggest you stop commenting. please consider it, dude. :))

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Aim_Low 4

My 216 comment seems to have been shortened to a carrot...otherwise the latter would make more sense

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ILoveMyXbox 0

Well I enjoy your sarcasm, Sirin. I laugh at every single comment you come up with. Aim_Low, you deserve a kick in the nuts.

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NAU_future 7

Since no one seems to want to help 24 out guess I will. Now @24 I don't know what a water cooker is but I'll give it a guess. Let's see "water" "cooker" probably means shit I don't know maybe its used to heat water for you to cook with... Nah that's too easy...

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CondomSense 4

Sirin is a douche. That wasn't sarcasm, unless he's Mexican.

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Bekavera 4

That is soooo nasty... I would totally freak... lol.. Sorry.

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Shrike 23

Watching aimlow's butthurt brigade nearly made me cum in my pants. 10 to 1 he's bitching about cops cause he's a law breaking asshole. :D

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Aim_Low 4

Dude, Xbox, that's a horrible evil to wish on somebody you've never met, especially somebody who left his iPhone on the couch while he passed out elsewhere. If only you could see the glory of his FB wall, courtesy of his fraternity bros...

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