Health: Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for... - FML

By hannaaaahr - 11/01/2012 20:08 - Netherlands

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

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hannaaaahr 33

Monday 4 June 2012 16:56

Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!

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soyamoo 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:22

Dead maus?

GoW_Chick 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:25

That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.

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DCFan 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:38

That's something a douche would say.

GovernorGeneral 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:40

Thats fuuckin nasty. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. ._. Hope you guys get better :3

GovernorGeneral 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:42

201 lol youre the douche -.-" Sirin simply made a joke. Twice. Laugh at it. :|

Aim_Low 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:46

Who said anything about toning down your sarcasm? I was just suggesting you facepalm somebody that seems a bit more deserving.

Sirin_fml 46

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:49

Thanks again, Aim_Low. I will take your invaluable suggestions on my commenting policy - or "game plan" - into consideration at the next Fight Club meeting, along with your prophetic username. In return, I suggest that in future, you will refrain from shooting up on heroin immediately prior to commenting.

scotchnacid 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:49

Omg so sorry for u op feel better guys

Aim_Low 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:55

^

randomkayx3 11

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:56

I would truly be traumatized .. FYL OP. :/

Aim_Low 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:00

at least while drinking away the pain of a terribly slow-starting semester...

Lidiya8lml 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:02

Aim_low WTF r u talking about? You ok?

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