Health: Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for... - FML

By hannaaaahr - 11/01/2012 20:08 - Netherlands

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

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hannaaaahr 33

Monday 4 June 2012 16:56

Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!

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soyamoo 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:22

Dead maus?

GoW_Chick 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:25

That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.

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lindseykcool 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:24

131- I would assume that ColdplaySucks means that out of all the FMLs he can remember reading. that this one is the worst. So be nice.

Aim_Low 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:24

Wow, Sirin, way to be excessively hostile. I feel like you're similar to my bio professor in that you won't let mistakes slide.

lindseykcool 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:25

FMLs* my mistake.

stuffhappens223 7

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:25

Google?

bulgeinmypants 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:25

Aw rats

meggiemooger 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:26

I just barfed in my mouth. fricking sick dude.

Sirin_fml 46

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:28

Thanks for the feedback, Aim_Low! I was born with a sense of humour and sarcasm, but I will certainly try to temper it next time, lest I accidentally lighten the mood again.

sirhobothesecond 3

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:34

I think I just threw up a little bit...

Lidiya8lml 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:38

I understand your sarcasm some people are just plain stupid or they're just trolling

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:38

204 I literally laughed my ass off for 4 minutes from your pick ahahaha!

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