Kids: Today, I had to explain to my one person on my staff why having...

By AntiBobTheBuilder - 02/03/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my one person on my staff why having kids aged 6 to 9 hammering in screws with the butt end of a screwdriver is neither safe, nor a good idea. FML

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bigsc 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 11:56

there are so many things wrong with that

ilaleahcim 6

Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:13

There are so many things wrong with this sentence.

Comments

bigsc 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 11:56

there are so many things wrong with that

insanesna1l 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:00

yeah, slave labour is losing the quality it used to have

rallets 22

Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:49

is one person considered a staff? a staff is multiple employees...or a magical stick

piiing 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 20:07

op needs to work on their grammar

countryboyj17 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 6:26

55 care to correct him..?

benefiits 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 7:49

op said one person ON the staff so it should be correct

ScaughtieHolden 11

Wednesday 2 March 2011 11:59

69 ;D

metallakes 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 13:05

THATS THE FIRST THING I SAW!

MissBunny25 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 15:53

oh god my eyes..

BIGshooter 2

Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:01

miss bunny you are beautiful.

MissBunny25 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:06

thank youu :)

tattortotamus 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:46

I was thinking th same thing she really is gorgeous.

MissBunny25 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:52

kk this is a tad embarrassing :$ lol but thanks

quin01 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:13

#18 omfg sameee

wakeNmakePIZZA 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 0:21

me 2

ilaleahcim 6

Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:13

There are so many things wrong with this sentence.

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 2 March 2011 14:35

In fact, there is nothing wrong with your sentence...

IzBtrolololin 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:16

this made no sense and confused me.

you_freak 7

Wednesday 2 March 2011 15:26

Agreed, I had to read it a few times to figure out what was going on...

skull4k9 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:17

she should have just let them use hammers their much safer lol

NerdsWillRule 3

Saturday 9 June 2012 8:44

They're*.

Juliaa15 6

Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:21

Been there, done that.

valri3 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:27

Some peoples wrote, sentences wrong. :(

MrLaryRottweila 1

Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:29

Do you work at McDonalds?

instnt1nfction 17

Wednesday 2 March 2011 13:41

that defiantly makes sense

BleakAsFcuk 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 15:15

Your sentence definitely makes sense.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:34

Exactly.. I mean their little hands are way to small to properly use a screwdriver.... should have given them a hammer. ;-)

truthinlies 1

Wednesday 2 March 2011 14:58

you don't use a hammer on screws screw the screws and nail nails

calcetines 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 15:11

Truthinlies, I love your use of metaphor in saying "screw" and "nail" when you actually meant Jimbiim's mother! ;)

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 March 2011 15:54

Truthinlies, you're an idiot. OP said the kids were using the butt end of a screwdriver to try to hammer in nails. Learn to read. Calcetines, you're an even bigger idiot. That was such a failed attempt at humour. The sound of cows being slaughtered was funnier than that.