Animals: Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little...

By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 02:08 - United States - Gardnerville

Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML

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By xacked - 02/06/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking there and the bird attacked me. FML

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By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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By birdsterrifyme - 23/03/2015 04:42 - United States - Sikeston

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

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By KHAAAAA-RMA!! - 10/05/2014 21:32 - United States

Today, I found a bird that had fallen from its nest, so I made a new nest for it in a shoebox and put it as close to the old one as possible. When I checked back on it later, all I found was a chewed-up corpse. FML

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Just do it

By tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

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By gbabyy - 22/11/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML

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By Twitchy - 14/09/2011 23:20 - Bahamas

Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML

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By 4am blues - 13/07/2015 04:39 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2018 13:30

Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML

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By ByeByeBirdie - 29/06/2016 22:41 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2015 11:20

That's pretty horrific, poor momma bird

Erto 17

Thursday 30 April 2015 11:18

She will never forgive you

Comments

Oppression_fml 19

Thursday 30 April 2015 14:02

Nature is a cruel mistress.

Unixxxion 22

Thursday 30 April 2015 14:33

damn... nature hits back... hard.... hope you are okay OP!!!!

xLIGHTS_fml 23

Thursday 30 April 2015 14:52

Damn nature, you scary!

OhYouMad 12

Thursday 30 April 2015 16:22

I seen this in a movie once....

TabooSushi 24

Thursday 30 April 2015 16:52

Don't **** with mama birds. I saved a baby bird that fell out of the nest once. I couldn't reach the actual nest (two-story house and the nest was in eaves of the roof), but I saw the mama nearby so I just built a little nest in a small cardboard box to put the baby in and lodged it in our yard's lemon tree. Minutes later I see my dickbag cat starting to trot toward the tree and I started to yell out to chase him off, but then I saw mama bird come SWOOPING down and screeching at him. And this is a SMALL bird, just a tiny sparrow, against a fairly huge ass cat. He ran off after she pecked and wing-slapped him a few times, and I decided to borrow a ladder to move the box up closer to the original nest so it wouldn't happen again. Do not **** with mama birds.

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Friday 1 May 2015 14:47

There's a small tree next to my driveway that a mockingbird pair builds a nest in every year. You can't even walk down the driveway without having to dodge divebombing attack birds. They won't actually peck you, but the last time it happened to me the mama got so close that I felt the tip of her wing. We've never even messed with the nest, they're just very protective.