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By Michael - 05/06/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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You deserved it 5 201

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By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

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By Where is it coming from?! - 10/06/2014 02:46 - United States - Brightwood

Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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You deserved it 2 649

By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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You deserved it 11 678

By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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Stinky neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 22:01

Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML

I agree, your life sucks 962

You deserved it 65

OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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You deserved it 148

By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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Curtieeeez 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:20

Oh dear me o_o RIP.

Will09 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

Gotta love the smell of dead people in the mornin!

Comments

JessRab 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:36

If I don't see my neighbor for two weeks, I thank God. I don't investigate. Not my problem.

wingedtoad 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:37

How come nobody can spell Febreze right? Everyone spells it Febreeze or Fabreeze or some other weird combination I can't even think up on my own. I never even used the product and I know how to spell it! May your neighbor rest in peace.

familyguyfan 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:39

Oh my GODDD!!!!

gbgb 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:39

Your neighbor died and the FML is the smell.....?

nuclear 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:41

I'm sorry but I call shenanigans on this one. Although if it is true, that's absolutely terrible but honestly I doubt it is real. We would have at least heard this mentioned on the news or something.. #98 makes a good point by the way :)

Night22_fml 4

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:41

People the body was in the neighbors apartment. Also I wouldn't have noticed he was missong because, frankly, i don't give a damn about my neighbors. They're a bunch of crazy old cat ladies, a stoner, and a crazy old **** that drives a golf cart instead of a car.

shooter523 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:43

I love dead bodies

bigman14 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:47

Holy shit

im_sexy_baby 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:48

Are you stupid it smells like rotting flesh what did you thinkn it was a rotten egg?

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:49

Not everyone keeps tabs on their neighbor. I didn't even know my neighbors until the second or third year of living there. I still wouldn't realize they went missing if I hadn't seen them for two weeks, because that isn't uncommon. I would've investigated the smell though. This sounds a lot like something from 'Lullaby' though, where the guy kills his neighbor and the body sits there for days, but maybe I'm the only one. At least it wasn't the apartment above yours — There'd be a body stain on your ceiling.