By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 00:01 - United States

Today, I fractured two ribs from coughing. My doctor told me to stop coughing, or I would fracture them more. I have bronchitis. FML
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Steffi3 40

Just stop breathing. How hard can it be?

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Darkness_Hate 29

How the hell could someone stop coughing?... Fyl for the bronchitis and for that doctor as well.

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sousaphonist 14

Here's what you do: look your "doctor" straight in the eye and say "OK, you got anything to clear up my bronchitis?"

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Futacy 29

Haha, I love the FML comments section, so behind on mainstream culture that we still use phrases like, "ain't nobody got time fo dat!" Oh course I'm a total hypocrite, I still have a t-shirt that says that exact phrase.

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embro2121 12

Ain't no body got time for that!

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cylonN6 3

When I had bronchitis, I went and played a full outdoor soccer game with no subs. I coughed like mad, but the other team kept a wide berth. I then got laryngitis. But it was fun at least! My ribs hurt like hell but you can't not cough.

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CharlieKearney 23

Been there, it really sucks. Every time I get a bad cold, I start coughing. And every time I cough for a long time, I fracture my ribs. They never start heal until my cold is over. Fortunately, my doctor always prescribes me with strong pain killers, which really helps.

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