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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 12:27 - France

Today, I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. Just before meeting me, she'd found out she was sterile. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2011 22:02 - United States

Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML

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By seamonkeys - 21/03/2013 09:42 - United States

Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 13:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was selling personalised stockings at work. When handing a customer's order over to her, which had no name on, I joked, "Oooh this is a bit mysterious". She replied, "Actually, it's in memory of the baby I miscarried earlier this year." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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By Oof - 27/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced my coworker to my friend's boyfriend. When I mentioned his name, she started crying. Apparently he has the same first name as her twin brother, who died shortly after birth, so that name has become a bit of a sore spot for her. I didn't even know she had a twin. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 15:00 - South Africa

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

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By dazzla08 - 26/03/2011 00:07

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

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My legacy

By ManyRegrets - 14/07/2023 21:00 - United States - Bloomsburg

Today, I found out that the one who got away just had a baby, and named it after me. My current longtime girlfriend and I already decided not to have kids. FML

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RavensRule97 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:05

FYL. No way you could have seen that coming

28339 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:06

that's so sad. but it's not your fault, you didn't know

Comments

Nakedsquirrel 5

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:07

Wow, it took so long for someone to point out the correct term? Only males can be sterile.

AshleyBThaMilf 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:32

That's extremely sad, but a thoughtful gift had the circumstances not been so unfortunate.

halolord01 2

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:44

How does she diserve this, there is no way to see that comming.

happygoluckyhh 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 4:13

I agree with what some people are saying, you should have waited until she got pregnant.

maggy_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 8:07

idiot, it's very unlikely that they'd assume she'd be sterile. as if you take precautions for everything before knowing they could happen

Carribu 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:33

You know, you're totally right. What woman who has the dream of having a family wouldn't want to have a child? I mean, who wants to look at their own baby and see themselves in them? It's so STUPID right? Women totally LOVE that pain. It's called numbing drugs so that they don't have to feel the pain. Some opt for it, some don't. The moment i read your comment, I knew you were a guy.