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By Viridian - 12/05/2009 13:41 - United States

Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By FML - 05/07/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 16:38 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML

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Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2021 14:01

Today, I recorded a 20-minute TED talk and told my students to watch it on the app in preparation for next terms projects. I got bombarded with messages from my students, telling me that because I was sat down on a chair while recording, certain camera angles could see straight up my skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:51

pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting

agifttotearapart 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:58

I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.

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cossackkid01 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:59

So? You have a great set of sweater-puppies... embrace it!

melxox 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:04

i bet you got the job anyways

heyitzmeh 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:35

use those bewbz to get promoted! :D

FarSide 22

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:37

I have never seen one site, with so many ugly lesbians declaring it is sexual harassment. You wish some man would look at you wantonly. Listen sister, if you don't want to work there, I will hire you. If I catch you staring at my 8-hour erection bursting at the crotch, don't worry, I won't sue you for harassment. I am a very confidant, very successful, straight male.

TomFantastic 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:46

YDI for having ****

Hoax_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:47

#115, You sound like a ditz. "Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind." If you don't want people to look at you, don't leave your house. If you would like to leave your house, and you are still worried about attention, dress and ACT unobtrusively. It shouldn't be a surprise that people were ignoring her words and focusing on her rack in a business meeting. Business meetings (presentations) are boring, and the topics that are discussed are also boring. Hence, she was spewing a bunch of boring bullshit and her colleagues were attempting to save their sanity by fantasizing. And she was standing in front of everyone, probably in attire that lent itself to that kind of daydreaming.

luckyyyme 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:21

that is perverted and creepy.

Schaden_freude 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:52

#126 I can't help but comment on your comment. 1. OP is apparently attractive enough to be stared at (or believe she is being stared at) and it still bothers her. 2. Would lesbians want women to ogle them more than men? 3. If you are secure why do you feel the need to tell a bunch of strangers your **** size and that you are straight? 4. Priapism is a medical emergency. If your penis is erect for more than 4 hours without release you should go to an emergency room immediately. Given (4) I'm willing to bet (3) was also an exaggeration.