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Wtf? You mean to tell me if the OP is (hypothetically speaking) a guy, it's the girl's fault he got a ticket? Maybe the dumbass with a dick (if once again, OP is a guy) should stick a couple quarters in the meter, or park in a legitimate parking space before walking his ass to get food. You don't generally get a ticket for no apparent reason. But you're right. Maybe he shouldn't let that ****** of a friend "run" him...
next time tell them to take the bus. I hate parking in the city. ******* car cops suck.
Obviously your friend is smarter since she knows that the only parking available is in a $10 lot, which is why she had you give her a ride. Don't you find it a little ironic that you got a ticket for the very reason she needed a ride in the first place?
#12 you are an idiot.
The only people on the planet who are more hated and vilified than meter maids are Grammar Nazis.
Hotsunnydays - take a quick peek at my profile. *slinks away furtively*
Hmm upon glancing at your profile, I noticed that FML itself has incorrect grammar, I don't believe "DocBastard's Informations:" is quite right. Unless "informations" is actually right, in which case I must say that the English language is retarded. Oh no, does this make me a grammar Nazi?? Oh, well. I'm off to burn the illiterate.
Atransformer you sir, are an idiot.
#22; I'm not all about the "points" or the ass. If Jim needed to get his cheap ass to a ******* store, then I'd take him to the store. You seem like the type that would help a girl and expect something in return, and I'm starting to wonder. Have you realized that girls **** you over because you are a dumbass that thinks you are getting points out of letting them run you? It's called being used and played you ******* imbecile.
I don't understand! So in order to avoid the 10 dollar parking fee you two drove into town together and ignored the fee and therefore received a 55 dollar ticket? Is that what happened??
Uhh... basically. :)
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Maybe you should park in the right place next time? YDI.
Today, I got caught parking illegally, FML. YDI.