Intimacy: Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex...

By minecraftwilldie - 02/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 08:00

Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By Uhg - 10/03/2019 02:00

Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML

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Gamer watch

By kristajoy2001 - 01/09/2019 00:02

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML

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I need a new strategy

By Anonymous - 16/11/2023 10:00

Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML

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Antoine_Dodson 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:30

Correction: he's a creeper.

XplicitJesus 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:27

im guessing you havent either?

Comments

ruin242 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:37

how dare you interupt his minecraft

pYrO92583 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:39

wow he need a good long night

dragonaair 5

Friday 3 June 2011 0:39

Minecraft is the best! I don't blame him.

captainbj2 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:41

with an ultimatum like that, why would he...I wouldn't either if you put it like that

geeksaresexy 18

Friday 3 June 2011 0:42

Never get between a geek and his games! Learn from your mistake..

Mario5491 5

Friday 3 June 2011 0:42

Minecraft is gay I dunno y he would spend the evening playin it

mruizk9 7

Friday 3 June 2011 0:47

what a nerd!!

awesomegirl2s98 1

Monday 6 June 2011 16:33

Your a nerd.

Floodan 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:50

minecraft is addictive, make hon sandwishes and pray he finds some diamonds!

amadan 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:51

I love minecraft but man your hubby has issues

piercebuddy 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:52

you can't beat minecraft!

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