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By Daddy - 10/11/2008 12:06 - France

Today, I gave my son a bollocking for losing a very important paper that I needed for work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML

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By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By Gottalovepeople - 31/12/2017 01:34

Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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By Andrew - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, there was a meeting at work, during which I had to give a presentation to my boss and other attendants. The first subject I had to tackle was how my 5 year-old son got to my briefcase and replaced its contents with some crayons and a fluffy teddy bear. FML

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By emmalou - 29/08/2022 06:00

Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:41

Son you lost my paper go canoe in that lake!!! It means an argument you guys.

F14Shado 0

Friday 27 March 2009 5:05

I think that means beating..

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Savannah_97 0

Monday 26 July 2010 5:57

F ur childs like bitch. My parents did this to me too and it sucks! Like the op's son, I didn't even do anything! it's ridiculous >_>'

mad_hatter0666 22

Sunday 24 October 2010 8:49

a row is a fight or argument.

limepinklis 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 1:39

op sounds like a dick

iStEvO 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 15:25

dont jump to conclusions without any proof and dont be too hard on your kid you stupid ********

killaninjah 1

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:08

you my friend are an asshole

xoldk 2

Monday 25 July 2011 2:22

go apologise with lots of treats now!

Friaza 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:30

My dad always does that too, the worst part is when they have to much misplaced pride and don't apologize, and instead expect instantanious forgiveness.

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 2 August 2011 3:44

Just say sorry

thebogusman101 0

Friday 9 December 2011 9:50

Important paper, kid, important paper, kid... Even if you did find it. Dont give important papers to your kids. Goofball

KRiddle 15

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:21

Apologize. : )

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