Intimacy: Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return... - FML

By luckygirl - 13/10/2015 16:20 - Croatia - Zagreb

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Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:10 - United States - Rochester

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Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

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Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By alaskan1989 - 22/01/2011 01:27 - United States

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Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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Redoxx_fml 22

Wednesday 14 October 2015 1:39

Safe sex is best sex

Internetflakes 13

Wednesday 14 October 2015 1:46

you better put some ice on that... RUG BURN!!

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acantthinkofname 3

Wednesday 14 October 2015 1:54

You could ask for it back?

_ely_foster_ 11

Wednesday 14 October 2015 1:55

at least you didnt get a disease

aimbug 42

Wednesday 14 October 2015 2:22

Sorry to hear Op. Always practice safe sex.

captainsmegma 12

Wednesday 14 October 2015 3:00

To get a rug burn you need to be having some vigorous sex. I say you scored the trifecta. Rug burn, infection, and great sex. Congrats!

HollyQuinn 21

Wednesday 14 October 2015 3:29

Just saying, and STI isn't the only kind of infection you can get from sex. Could be a urinary tract infection, yeast infection, etc.

danieltaylor26 4

Wednesday 14 October 2015 4:14

A sexually transmitted infects or was the rug burn infected?...big difference

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 14 October 2015 4:18

That's a good thing...no other extras

ProSwimmerFL 16

Wednesday 14 October 2015 4:25

Well no comment

Tyrez 32

Wednesday 14 October 2015 7:02

This bothers me on so many levels.

kellyem2 20

Wednesday 14 October 2015 5:32

I suppose the lesson to be learned here is that your sex life can only get better, and one of the best ways to make it better is to develop the confidence to speak up about your likes and what is or isn't working for you. Especially if you're getting hurt.

kayte_lynn 3

Wednesday 14 October 2015 5:35

I got poison ivy from my first time

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