Animals: Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got... - FML

By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Monday 11 May 2009 20:36

That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

justdance45 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:34

LOL such a loving wife. FYL

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MegamiKaosu 28

Tuesday 12 April 2011 21:02

You now have a replacement :3

namesarehardtoth 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:53

cat is winning

MegNGreg 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:26

great wife u got ther. :/

mastersmurf 13

Monday 15 August 2011 13:59

At least she likes your gift.

bieberfreak18 0

Monday 5 December 2011 3:13

I don't think cats are to be kept in boxes...

ciarabear 0

Tuesday 2 October 2012 7:24

Hahaha oh my, I want that cat Hahaha funny!

jutyjaty 9

Monday 22 April 2013 6:03

Maybe you shouldn't have put it in a ****** box.

DontSaveMe 16

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:08

Don't put the cat in a BOX! Unless it was a proper cage-box. If not, YDI, poor CAT!

chrisstachon 30

Saturday 5 October 2013 7:33

that's why you get a mans best friend

TBfml15 9

Wednesday 17 December 2014 6:19

You shouldn't have given her the pussy

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