Cultish

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 08:56 - Malawi

Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate their marriage, we spent most of the service being lectured by the priest on how women are a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and are the cause of all the world's problems. FML
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JustForRetorts 13

I wonder it he's the kind that prefers little boys...?

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JustForRetorts 13

I wonder it he's the kind that prefers little boys...?

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blancoing 14

"Women were accidental god wants me to touch alter boys." Smh some people are sick

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thatoneninjadude 14

this is why i never liked the idea of church

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gpg5 19

Why didn't the bride or groom smack him?

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incoherentrmblr 21

Unless its the priest from That's My Boy...

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DanShowsNoMercy 13

If he doesn't stop soon an army of feminists will show up.

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vairyhagina 11

He never actually said there was something wrong with that

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sunnyray812 42

I'm not a feminist myself, but he probably does need an army of them to put him into his rightful place.

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mannatee 19

What's wrong with it? Instead of telling him that men and women are equal, they'll start shouting that its the opposite, that men are freaks of nature.

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griddy24 18

Says the dude who clearly understands nothing of feminism. God.

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conman531 23

Wow. As a guy, I believe women are superior to men

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enddmd 27

Amen, #6. Experience has told me the same.

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King_Nero 15

No one should be viewed as superior or inferior to anyone else just because of gender or race or whatever else. It is equality for all people.

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23lf 16

Someone had a problem with women. Hope she has a good wedding otherwise!

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silvercamaro 22

Perhaps this problem led to him becoming a priest?

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tony1891 22

Seriously? what kind of bible does this preacher read from?

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Nafalgar 4

Your picture makes your comment so much better.

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mageepaigeee44 15

In genesis, women are said to be slaves to men. Women are also told that they are supposed to obey their husbands. Maybe that's why the priest thinks what he thinks.

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MV3_Heat_Fan 13

The same one most church people don't read

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darwinism 30

Don't worry OP. The best discoveries are made by trial and error.

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mackdeezy 22

Well... Someone clearly had one too many.

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duuuh1 11

The one with overtly misogynistic themes written by men "inspired" by god.

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