By Godi - 10/12/2009 19:00 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4

Wow..... take the ring back and dump her ass

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musicislife1995_fml 0

your girlfriend is now a blinged up, cheating ***** with a grotty ******.

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terriibabiiix23 0

ahaha, i hope you like your gift ! just kidding (:

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RuralNinja 0

1 unregistered rifle from the gun show: $300 1 box of ammo : $12 Giving that bitch the one gift she truly deserves: Priceless There's some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MasterCard™

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icecreammintz 0

made my day :)

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whathefrick 0

Okay, i feel so bad for you :(

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ChaplainNinja 0

I hope you find some healing from this, and not just medically. That's heartbreaking.

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Saiiyko 0

"She took more than she gave to me. I gave my love, I got an STD. And if she comes home. I hope that she'll marry me."

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Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Chlamydia doesn't actually affect men much. However, it renders women infertile so that hoebag got what was coming to her XD btw, on the day this was posted I turned 14 XD

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bleedforMayheM 0

if shes a **** then wouldnt that benifit her cause now she dont need contreception

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