By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
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RandomFool 5

Ha, I'm sure they have no idea what that means. But hey, there isn't really anything wrong with being bisexual.

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tukker 0

Haha, I am too, but I told everyone I was an air conditioner instead of ambidextrous when I was young

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carareese 0

hahahahaha. this happened to me before. i was in first grade and i wrote in a story, "my sister always CONSTIPATES me" instead of "my sister always INSTIGATES me" lol (:

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20seniorparty09 0

it's ok when i was probably around 12 (yeah i'm slow lol) i told my mom i wanted to be anorexic so i could write with both hands

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

That's okay, he didn't know how to say ambidextrous. I used to use the wrong word when I was little too. My younger brother used to say '****' instead of Fire Truck. Yup (my Mom told him not to say it and would always correct him though). I'm sure no one in his class knew what that meant anyway; other than the teacher, obviously. xD

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qwerty123456789 0

Why would your son hear the word "bisexual" more often than the word ambidextrous? What kinds of things do you discuss in front of him

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noslo 5

Most of the class probibly didn't know what bisexual ment, so it dosen't matter that he told them.

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icantellu 7

lmfao! i love your son! thats priceless xD

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chick16 0

lmao, this wasn't so much an FML as an event you'll tell your ki about when he gets older. rofl thats hysterical though!! so cute of the kid. as for ambidextrous and bisexual being mixed up by a kid...both have 'bi' and 'ex' separated by just one letter, so it's easy to understand.

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tomberryboy 0

He probally saw as you watched tila tiquella(I miss spelled her last name) Tips tiquella ****** hot

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Chandy_fml 2

Reminds me of the time my brother, at eight years old, stood up in the middle of a restaurant and screamed "Guess what? I'm a lesbian!" and then later said, "I don't even know what that means..."

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