By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
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Same thing different taste

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Ha, I'm sure they have no idea what that means. But hey, there isn't really anything wrong with being bisexual.

Haha, I am too, but I told everyone I was an air conditioner instead of ambidextrous when I was young

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kellster 2

Where the ******* **** is that "who the **** cares" option???? This is not an FYL. Or an Fyourkid'sL. This is just a cute little mistake, and if you and the teacher both weren't homophobes, you'd see that this is so far from being a big deal, it almost couldn't get smaller. Stop wasting internet space.

UGH, people! The OP is not a "homophobe!" It's just embarassing that her son said that in front of a class of little kids, because he just taught them a word that they shouldn't know until they're older. (obviously, seeing as little kids like pointing out "pregnant" people or shouting out how weird someone looks) Also, it makes her look like a bad parent because now it seems that she is exposing her son to concepts not really appropriate for his age group. And, no, her son ISN'T bisexual.

Oh, and OP, that is so funny! Your son is adorable! ^_^

girlygirl666 0

How in the hell did this turn into a forum for gay flag waving?? This parent did NOT say ," OMG what am I gonna do, my kid's bisexual?!" It's a cute story. That's all.

What a adorable little kid!! It be a fun memory to share when he grows older

well, he had to learn the word from somewhere and tbh he's not even "sexual" yet nevermind "bisexual" it's cute though

TheAmazing_fml 0

LMFAO ur poor son will b known as the bi guy forever. ahahahaha thts pathetic.

tonia_fml 0