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By pogodrake - 24/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

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Pinkolulooo 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:09

You should explain to her what happened.

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:17

Couldn't you give her a call on your way to the doctor's? Even at this point, can't you just explain what happened? If she won't believe you when your arm's in a brace, she's probably not the kind of person you want to date.

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perdix 29

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:09

You did ditch her. You should have dragged your pansy-ass to the bar and asked her to come to the hospital with you. Try to handle the pain of the doctor's examination of your shoulder with some manly fortitude, and try not to piss your pants at the sight of a needle. That's how a guy who wanted to get laid would have handled it.

Blotto_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 13:02

I slipped on a rock at the bottom of a waterfall, I was 1.5kms away from the road, I popped it back in my rotating my arm and stretching it forward. It hurt yeah, but I still walked back to the road. You prob should have just done that and went to meet her.

Guppy7600 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:19

lol blowerr

disney_blonde 16

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:25

You could've at least called her on the way to/at the hospital.

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:05

Your 1st date should have been at the hospital.

Erindub 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:28

Well you're better off not dating her any way. If shes this annoying now imagine what she'd be like a year from now. Sounds like one of those girls who'd look through your cell phone while you were taking a poop. You don't need this shit.