Miscellaneous: Today, I got a call from the head of my school dance committee...

By Depressed - 17/05/2016 23:16 - United States - Collierville

Today, I got a call from the head of my school dance committee saying that the dance was cancelled and the services originally hired were still expecting to be paid. The reason the dance got cancelled? One of the girls on the committee's parents wouldn't let her buy her dream dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 10:44 - Malaysia

Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML

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By ssondik - 22/06/2015 00:50 - United States - Hebron

Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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TeacherTeacher 11

Wednesday 18 May 2016 14:44

Is there no adult advisor to tell this whiny girl that the show must go on even if she has to wear her second favorite dress?

Lyshandra 8

Wednesday 18 May 2016 14:42

Let her parents pay for the invoices then. I think you all worked hard to raise the money for this evening, so it's not fair.

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Jachin357 28

Wednesday 18 May 2016 15:45

Spoiled, entitled little brat!

JetCyclone27 18

Wednesday 18 May 2016 15:46

Make her cry

MrEpicSqueaky101 18

Wednesday 18 May 2016 16:53

If that happened I would just slap her. I dont condone violence but she just flat out deserves it.

Aurora94 20

Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:01

what a ******* bitch

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:14

Another star pupil of the ME generation.

drayloon 50

Wednesday 18 May 2016 18:41

You say that like every other generation didn't have self-centered little *****. Only difference is we now have social media to shame people for it

manuwish 9

Wednesday 18 May 2016 18:20

Hahahaha you can't be serious op, they must have had another reason, they can't cancel a dance just because of one whiny teenager!

cptncuttlefish 24

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:25

Make the whiny brat pay the fees seeing as it's her fault

molliekatz 6

Wednesday 18 May 2016 21:29

That's what happens when spoiled girls throw tantrums

kingdomgirl94 29

Wednesday 18 May 2016 23:05

I'm confused as to how one person has the authority to cancel an event like that, let alone a student.

interesting33 36

Thursday 19 May 2016 20:12

How can one girl stop this dance?

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