By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 12:19 - Netherlands

Today, I wanted to send a birthday card. I kindly asked my boss for an envelope, and she asked me to pay for it. I've been working for her as an intern for over a year now, without receiving any money for it. FML
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jakeisawake 3

Since you've been her intern for over a year now, I'm sure you know where the envelopes are. Live on the wild side... steal one.

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pennies_lane 6

envelopes don't just grow on trees you know..... oh wait.....

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H00K_M 8

She's figured out that you're a spineless pussy. YDI

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Petawhitney 2

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RR05 0

scrubs: give me a intern who only tripples my work and i'll kiss his feet

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skittle68 0

Agreed. Why would you expect her to give you an envelope for something not work related?? lucky you didn't get yelled at for doing personal stuff at work, too

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Altrnate_Reality 14

He probably knew his boss had envelopes and asked for one thinking she wouldn't be a bitch about it. You're an asshole.

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myoukei 31

Not sure if sarcastic or just an asshole ._.'

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jakeisawake 3

Since you've been her intern for over a year now, I'm sure you know where the envelopes are. Live on the wild side... steal one.

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smokeymcpottt 3

YDI for being a tight-ass.

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DahkLohd 4

Tell that bitch of a boss you'll pay her later. When she asks for the money, shove it up her ass.

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tweak111 0

pay the bitch send your card and get back to work

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DocBastard 38

OP: Boss, can I have an envelope? Boss: You need to pay for it! OP: But...you don't pay me! I don't have any money. Boss: There are...other ways you could pay me... OP: Oh, boss! Boss: **** ME LIKE THE PEON YOU ARE!

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smashgrab 0

Trying to use company time and materials for personal business? Now we know why they haven't given you a real job, you are a horrible employee! I know you have the twenty seconds of free time to mail a card outside of work, so use it! I bet you used the company internet to post this, you mooch! YDI

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smashgrab 0

Why did this magically turn into a reply? It was supposed to be just a stand alone comment... I'm confused by this!

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stronghand0331 17

Doc, that sounds like the introduction to a bad porno.

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RedPillSucks 31

Yeah. Candi **** in Corporate America.

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Mirorbo 26

The scenario Doc pointed out is vaguely familiar to me....

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knibbsy 4

Tell that wench you'll pay her with a kick to her gall bladder. If she got it removed, eat laxatives, throw a tantrum and defecate in various locations around the office. If you don't have an anus, move to Candy Land and start having an affair with Lord Licorice.

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grlwhosings 0

Hahahaha I love candy land!!

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stronghand0331 17

You have the imagination of a truly disturbed three year old, my little love muffin.

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mintcar 9

What're you complaining about? You chose to work as an unpaid intern, no? I wouldn't bitch if I were you. Especially since you're getting some sort of job training out of it. By the way, your boss is not responsible for providing you envelopes. QUITCHERBITCHIN.

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dropdeadtrollin 0

someone has a rusty splintering metal pipe up her vag while she's on her period. B I T C H ^ ^ ^ ^

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mintcar 9

Wow...that was... that was incredible. Ever thought of stand up?

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