Miscellaneous: Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste....

By jeanstein - 23/03/2011 14:58

Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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By badluckryan - 25/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Uxbridge

Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML

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By grubbieduc - 06/10/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

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By Tag - 31/08/2013 04:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 15:15 - Netherlands

Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 23 March 2011 19:13

When I ever I get unwanted calls I pretend to be a guy. It really scares them away.

lidemocr 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 19:12

the fact that he's drunk and calling repeatedly is no doubt a gigantic turn off though

Comments

Jenmic 14

Wednesday 23 March 2011 20:39

I had the same thing happen except it was for a Stacey. The only Stacey I knew lives on the other side of the country.

cellycrunk 16

Wednesday 23 March 2011 20:48

sorry. I'm Celeste. :( I give out fake numbers just to see if they will one day end up on fml. <3 my life is complete

nickdunbar 8

Wednesday 23 March 2011 20:51

haha thats funny i would just play along

craphappened 4

Wednesday 23 March 2011 20:59

Wouldn't it still be a wrong number even if you knew a Celeste?

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:21

Answer the phone as "Suicide Hotline... May I help you?" or "Geno's Pizza...", or "FBI Pedophile victims hotline... How may I service you?"

missrit 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:24

I have AT&T and I've blocked numbers. Maybe your customer service dude just hates his life?

Texast 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 5:13

when did op mention talking to customer service.

BabiiV232 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:26

lol :)

hcovballer247 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:39

Yay you!!(:

Xquisite1 28

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:31

Call filter app. try it

jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:47

Ugh. I hate when guys can't take a hint. Guys, when you call/message a girl, and she doesn't reply, she doesn't want to talk to you. Block their number OP, or have a guy with a deep voice get on and scare them a bit;)